Macaroni Artists Gifts

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'It's more festive-looking!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Patissier

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Funky Chef 2

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Picasso

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Cake Writer's Block

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Quit playing with it.'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Waiting staff

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Clandestine Cuisine

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Funky Chef 1

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Enjoy?...How?'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Ballet Birthday

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

Invisible box stolen! Last time not seen: 3 months ago. Please helps me buy a new one.