Macaroni Maestro Gifts

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

A Macaroni in 1772

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Patissier

'It's more festive-looking!'

Computer Music

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Pollsters

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

Cake Writer's Block

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Clandestine Cuisine

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

Ballet Birthday

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

"Yes I am."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."