Macaroni Mavericks Gifts

'It's more festive-looking!'

A Macaroni in 1772

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Clandestine Cuisine

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Biker Hell No

Paddy Macaroon.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

Yes, "just" cheese. You can't have it with macaroni every time.

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

"Tia Carmen is working hard to make Thanksgiving dinner extra special for you two. I've never seen her do this...for anybody! It goes against every traditional bone in her body! I hope you appreciate her sacrifice."

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'