Macaroni Admirer Gifts

A Macaroni in 1772

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cheese

Panettone

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Big Cheese