Macaroni Lover Gifts

Yes, "just" cheese. You can't have it with macaroni every time.

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Macaroni in 1772

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

Mediterranean Martini

'Another martini please.'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Physician heal thyself."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Shaken, Not Stirring

Martini

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

'Everyone is Economizing.'

The perfect martini.

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

James Bond: The Cutback Years

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"Take me to your martini bar!"

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"