Macaroni Lover Pillows

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Macaroni in 1772

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

Mediterranean Martini

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Physician heal thyself."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Martini

The perfect martini.

'Everyone is Economizing.'

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Shaken, Not Stirring

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

James Bond: The Cutback Years

The Ol' Martini Hole

Coming Home

"Take me to your martini bar!"