Mac 'n' Cheese Lover Pillows

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

A Macaroni in 1772

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Big Cheese

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

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The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"

Stairway to Cheddar.

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'