Mac 'n' Cheese Lover T-Shirts

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

A Macaroni in 1772

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Big Cheese

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

spellchecker

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Clandestine Cuisine

Stairway to Cheddar.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"