Mac'n'cheese Enthusiast Pillows

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

A Macaroni in 1772

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Cheese Secret

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Studying String Cheese Theory

Holy Macaroni,

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'