Mac And Cheese Mischief-maker Pillows

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

Clandestine Cuisine

Frankie the discount genie

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Oh, I was hoping '8G on the potato salad' was code for some lewd act you were suggesting.'

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."