Macaroni Enthusiast Pillows

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

Tartine

A Macaroni in 1772

Panettone

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

I'm sorry, sir. We don

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

Italian Army Knife

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'You're lookin' at $150 for speeding, or you can buy two cases of cookies from my daughter and drive away clean.'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Paddy Macaroon.

'C'mon, do you want a piece of me?'

Santa: 'Will Work for Milk and Cookies.'

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

"It isn't the spaghetti that is tough, you are eating your cardigan."