Macaroni Maven Pillows

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

The adoration of the gels.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A Macaroni in 1772

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Masterpiece?

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Moon Martini

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"Everything has been done to death."

Food Pyramid, 1960

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I'm submitting into evidence exhibit 3, a receipt proving that the defendant did in fact spend $1,500 on espresso martinis in one weekend."

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."