Macaroni Maven Mugs

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

The adoration of the gels.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A Macaroni in 1772

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Moon Martini

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Masterpiece?

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Food Pyramid, 1960

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Lady Gaga

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"Everything has been done to death."

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I'm submitting into evidence exhibit 3, a receipt proving that the defendant did in fact spend $1,500 on espresso martinis in one weekend."

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

Paddy Macaroon.