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Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Patissier

Culinary surgery.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

Cake Writer's Block

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Waiting staff

'Quit playing with it.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Funky Chef 1

'Enjoy?...How?'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Clandestine Cuisine

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

Ballet Birthday

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

"Yes I am."