Macaroni Art Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

The worm that churned!

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Picasso

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Burger stall at an art gallery

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Salvador Deli

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Don't even think about it."

Tortelloni

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"Tia Carmen is working hard to make Thanksgiving dinner extra special for you two. I've never seen her do this...for anybody! It goes against every traditional bone in her body! I hope you appreciate her sacrifice."