Mac And Cheese Master Gifts

Clandestine Cuisine

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Capturing a Cook

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I love eating out.'

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

Higher milk production

'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'

'I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'