Moonshine Master Mugs

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Moonshine Lite!

A Good Batch.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Hellbillies.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Revenuers will be shot.

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

Politician has inout box labeled 'spinspun'.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."