Moonshine Maker Mugs

Revenuers will be shot.

Hellbillies.

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"That's just the booze listening."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

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