Mint Master Gifts

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'After pieces of eight mints'

Remote control pirate bully

Balancing two espresso martinis

Congratulations on your retirement!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Did you remember my mints?"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Man and brain

Money god

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Dollar

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

Fake Counterfeit Money

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'