Mint Master Pillows

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'After pieces of eight mints'

Remote control pirate bully

Balancing two espresso martinis

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Congratulations on your retirement!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Money god

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Man and brain

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Fake Counterfeit Money

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Dollar

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Chasing the dollar