Mint Worker Gifts

U.S. Mint. How should we decide whether or not to discontinue the penny? Flip a coin!

Mint. What will happen if production of coins is privatized? "Quarterly profits" will have an entirely new meaning!

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'It's a Royal mint workers strike.'

"I really was nickeled and dimed to death ... a huge shipment of those coins fell on at the mint."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Did you remember my mints?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Will you be mine?

Nun Binning the Devil

CCTV in church.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

A word from James Cameron. . .

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"It's a cup holder."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'