Mint Worker Gifts

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'It's a Royal mint workers strike.'

"I really was nickeled and dimed to death ... a huge shipment of those coins fell on at the mint."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

CCTV in church.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Will you be mine?

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"It's a cup holder."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Trepanning for gold"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'