Mineworker Gifts

Arthur Scargill

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Future garbage truck driver.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Another day in the Splenda mines

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Trepanning for gold"

Manual Worker

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

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