Sky Master Gifts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Rock Climber

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Orienteering 101

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"