Map Master Gifts

Orienteering 101

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Sid suddenly realized that when he asked his GPS for the way to Cliff's house, he forgot the word house.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'We haven't been able to locate their strike force, sir, but we did find a lost puppy...'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'Security!!'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

'But does your GPS send you into a homicidal rage trying to fold it?'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

"I think we're here."

"I think our GPS is still mad at me for yelling at it."

"Can we use my GPS, dad? Yours is outdated, and it doesn't talk."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

What My Day Feels Like

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"I am not asking for directions."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Prostate: 51st State

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'