Map Master Pillows

Orienteering 101

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'Security!!'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'But does your GPS send you into a homicidal rage trying to fold it?'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

"I think we're here."

"I think our GPS is still mad at me for yelling at it."

"Can we use my GPS, dad? Yours is outdated, and it doesn't talk."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

What My Day Feels Like

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"I am not asking for directions."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'