Mapmaker Gifts

Here, There, Everywhere.

Altered States

Smart Bomb.

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Street vendor selling 'Maps to stars' stalkers'.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Innovative

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Be open to help.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Sat-Nav for Men

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

A series of Exit signs.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I think I'm lost."

Elephant and Castle

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Motorway of the Self