Map Designer Gifts

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Gardener

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'