Mapologist Gifts

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

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