Ski Maestro Gifts

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

Orchestra.

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hildegard von Bingen

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Ski lift mobile

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

Clown Skis.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Street Organ - Monkey

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"