Sky Marshal Gifts

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Lawman

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'That's for false alarms...'

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Dark Clouds

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Count Von Moltke.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Aurora

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'