Musical Marshal Gifts

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I lost the groove."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

I love Harmonica

The Lawman

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'That's for false alarms...'

I love Marimba

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Count Von Moltke.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Air Sitar.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'