Musical Mathlete Gifts

'I did it my way.'

'Maths is fun!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Abacus.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"REally? But it looked so good on paper."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Romance Music

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

Fishing Music

'What's a quater of one twentieth?'

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Slage University Admissions.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Tune Up Shop.

Bris

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.