Musical Mathlete Gifts

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Maths is fun!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Abacus.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"REally? But it looked so good on paper."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

'What's a quater of one twentieth?'

Romance Music

Fishing Music

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Bris

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."