Musical Equation Lover Gifts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Think Tank

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Joseph and his coat

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Those who can can, dance."

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

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Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'