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'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Think Tank

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Joseph and his coat

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Those who can can, dance."

WANTED The Strad Cad

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

Noel Coward

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

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'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'