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"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Edgar Allen Poe

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

hard-boiled egg...

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Triangle

George Michael

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."