Musical Mystery Lover Gifts

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

WANTED The Strad Cad

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Joan Hickson

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Treasure Island Book.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers