Magic In Music Lover Gifts

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Spring Training

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Man, times have changed.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."