Musical Marshal Pillows

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I lost the groove."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

I love Harmonica

The Lawman

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'That's for false alarms...'

I love Marimba

Music Freak.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Nick Cave.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Count Von Moltke.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Air Sitar.