Fire Marshal Pillows

'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'That's for false alarms...'

Firefighter Job Interviews

'I put the coffee on, Captain.'

"Henry's always on call!"

"I got my wish!"

Water Drop with a Surprise

Fire Exit

"Ultimately, I decided there was one way I could be sure about fire safety at home."

"I don't understand why the Chief made us come outside for our smoking break."

Fire Engine on Fire

"Leave that bit."

'No, Max, you're staying here. It's a forest fire so we are taking the beaver this time.'

"You're going in a diet!'

"Don't forget the marshmallows this time!"

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

Firemen in action

"Yep, they've installed a smoke alarm in my kennel for my safety in case of fire. The catch is that I'm still chained to the kennel!"

Bucket List: I wish people would stop using me as an ashtray!

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Honest, it wasn't me!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The crew are all on tea-break at the moment. Try and keep the fire going until we can get there."

"I'd love to invite you in for coffee, but I'm sure you understand."

Firefighter Job Interviews.

"Sir, I'm citing you because none of your fire alarms work. Do you know how dangerous that could be?"

"No, no, you finish drying of first, Miss. . . . the fire is still two floors below us!"

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Why this tribe was late in discovering fire.