Sky Master Pillows

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Rock Climber

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Orienteering 101

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'Acquiring Satellite.'