Smoke Show Master Pillows

Global Warming

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Happy little clouds

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Pipe Dream

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

Peace pipe or non?

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Kid cleaning balding head.

One Novel Pony

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

"The fact that you forecast the winner of the TV cooking contest does NOT make you a chef!"

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

'I hate these generic brands.'

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

'Bertie, you promised!'