Smoke Maestro Pillows

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Pollsters

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Cool game!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Dara O' Briain

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Bach Doubles

How to wear a false moustache.

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Peace pipe or non?

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

A bulge of bodybuilders

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Global Warming

James Maddison

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

One Novel Pony

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'