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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Pollsters

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Cool game!"

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Bach Doubles

Dara O' Briain

How to wear a false moustache.

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

Peace pipe or non?

A bulge of bodybuilders

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

One Novel Pony

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Global Warming

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'