Smoke Ring Master T-Shirts

One Novel Pony

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Peace pipe or non?

Man in a stripy top makes smoke stripes.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

'Smells good. What is it?'

Alpine Pipe

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'Hoopla!'

'You rang?'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.