Smoke Ring Artist T-Shirts

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

A Hind-style god with many arms drives a car while doing many other things such as smoking, drinking a coffee, and talking on a mobile phone.

'Now, cut that out!'

'Three hearts.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Alpine Pipe

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"Let's see if I can't turn that down a little."

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

"I only smoke when I have a lit cigarette in my mouth."

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

Smoke rings.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Peace pipe or non?

Happy little clouds

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'There you are - it works!'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Obama and Cuba

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

The Kings Head.

One Novel Pony

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"