Smoke Ring Specialist T-Shirts

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Alpine Pipe

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'You rang?'

Peace pipe or non?

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

ECO gallery

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

One Novel Pony

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Three hearts.'

'Now, cut that out!'

"There's no need to shout!"

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"