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'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Alpine Pipe

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Canadian wildfires

Peace pipe or non?

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Warning.

ECO gallery

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Three hearts.'

'Now, cut that out!'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

One Novel Pony

"There's no need to shout!"

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."