Smoke Ring Spotter Prints

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Alpine Pipe

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"We've come here to smoke."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'You rang?'

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

ECO gallery

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Peace pipe or non?

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

One Novel Pony

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"There's no need to shout!"

The cost of smoking

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

No You Hang Up

'Three hearts.'