Smoke Signalers Prints

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

Smoker on window ledge sees a plan with banner reading 'No Smoking!'

"Just for your information - this is a heat-seeking missile!"

'Harlow, perhaps you should go back to SMOKING!'

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

The End...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

No Smoking.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"We've come here to smoke."

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Factory Pollution.

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

ECO gallery

Warning.

Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

The cost of smoking

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'Hmm...maybe should sell stock before bottom drop out.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'