Smoke Signal Prints

No Smoking.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'You rang?'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Factory Pollution.

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

ECO gallery

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Warning.

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

The cost of smoking

"There's no need to shout!"

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

No You Hang Up